Make day funny (2198e)
joke·@joykit·
0.000 HBDMake day funny (2198e)
<div class="pull-left"> <img src="https://steemitimages.com/0x0/https://steemitimages.com/DQmXqU5iQRTFeg7XBCcjpvoToQthun5PAQLVimZ1UFBTRdi/horse-1844792_960_720.jpg" alt="horse-1844792_960_720.jpg" /> </div> <p>I slept on my neck funny and today I will be turning my whole body like Batman every time I have to look at something. </p> <p><b>How do you take your coffee? **Barista:** How do you take your coffee? **Customer:** Ferguson Police **Barista:** Huh? **Customer:** Black, two shots. </b></p> <p>I covered my gf with dough and raisins and put her in the oven to annoy her. Hell hath no fury like a woman sconed </p> <p><b>I know some folks who could use a 12 step program. Where 11 of those steps should be to the edge of a cliff. </b></p> <p>What is the worst that can happen to an atheist caricaturist ? To die as a martyr. </p> <img src="https://steemitimages.com/DQmdgSevz5XgTER5Pn6cTpxpLotbLC4BXX8LxYrjR8P981h/cfufooter.jpg" alt="cfufooter.jpg" />
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