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<p>I've discovered the best way to punish 17, is to put on the same outfit as her, then follow her around all day yelling out ""TWINSIES!""
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<p><b>Monica Lewinski Will Not Vote for Hillary Clinton The last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth.
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<p>What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish Highlander? Mick Jagger sings, ""Hey you, get off of my cloud . . "", while the Scottish Highlander yells, ""Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!""
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<p><b>A spider just tried to crawl across my hand and now how do you extract a fork from bone without causing more damage?
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<p>Did you hear about the man who burnt down a field full of beans? He really razed some pulses.
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