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<p>If a Danish Paraplegic ever attacks you.... Tell him to Lego
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<p><b>I know repetitive noises irritate people so I'm surprised there weren't more rage-induced murders back when typewriters were being used
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<p>A Northern Virginian dies and wakes up in Hell He is surprised that Maryland can wake the dead.
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<p><b>What to you call a fat computer? A dell
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<p>Today is the day I go back to the gym. Tomorrow is when I stop telling lies.
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