Make day funny (2629g)
joke·@joykit·
0.000 HBDMake day funny (2629g)
<div class="pull-left"> <img src="https://steemitimages.com/0x0/https://steemitimages.com/DQmXqU5iQRTFeg7XBCcjpvoToQthun5PAQLVimZ1UFBTRdi/horse-1844792_960_720.jpg" alt="horse-1844792_960_720.jpg" /> </div> <p>What do you call a vagina that talks back to you? An answering cervix </p> <p><b>[interview at Bass Pro Shops] So, tell me a little about yourself. Me: *dressed in camouflage* Wait, you can see me?! </b></p> <p>Whats similar between a hurricane and women? They come in hot and wet and leave with **THE LAWN CHAIRS WE BOUGHT TOGETHER SARA YOU BITCH!** </p> <p><b>What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter? ""Quack! Quack! Quack!"" </b></p> <p>What do you call an epileptic in a bush? Russell </p> <img src="https://steemitimages.com/DQmdgSevz5XgTER5Pn6cTpxpLotbLC4BXX8LxYrjR8P981h/cfufooter.jpg" alt="cfufooter.jpg" />
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