Make day funny (2966r)
joke·@joykit·
0.000 HBDMake day funny (2966r)
<div class="pull-left"> <img src="https://steemitimages.com/0x0/https://steemitimages.com/DQmXqU5iQRTFeg7XBCcjpvoToQthun5PAQLVimZ1UFBTRdi/horse-1844792_960_720.jpg" alt="horse-1844792_960_720.jpg" /> </div> <p>In most conversations, my face is basically a red battery logo with 10% written next to it. </p> <p><b>Why did Opey get fired from his job as a pizza delivery boy? Because Opey never delivered. </b></p> <p>What do girls always wear to math class? Alge-Bras!! </p> <p><b>Isn't it so weird when you're thinking about someone and then they suddenly appear?... Anyway, my sister in law just caught me masturbating. </b></p> <p>The best part of waking up is... nothing. Waking up blows. Fuck you, Folgers. </p> <img src="https://steemitimages.com/DQmdgSevz5XgTER5Pn6cTpxpLotbLC4BXX8LxYrjR8P981h/cfufooter.jpg" alt="cfufooter.jpg" />
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