Make day funny (3236y)
joke·@joykit·
0.000 HBDMake day funny (3236y)
<div class="pull-left"> <img src="https://steemitimages.com/0x0/https://steemitimages.com/DQmXqU5iQRTFeg7XBCcjpvoToQthun5PAQLVimZ1UFBTRdi/horse-1844792_960_720.jpg" alt="horse-1844792_960_720.jpg" /> </div> <p>My new party trick.. I swallow two pieces of string and an hour later they come out of my ass tied together..... I shit you knot."" </p> <p><b>I hate broken down white cars on the side of the hwy. They look just like cops when I'm speeding & shitting my pants is getting really old. </b></p> <p>what's the deal with hairline food I mean sheariously </p> <p><b>I'll refrain from making any jokes about the Ashley Madison controversy... They're such an easy target, it might be considered cheating. </b></p> <p>Whenever someone with a bumper sticker cuts me off I automatically dislike the cause they support. Right now I'm not too fond of Literacy </p> <img src="https://steemitimages.com/DQmdgSevz5XgTER5Pn6cTpxpLotbLC4BXX8LxYrjR8P981h/cfufooter.jpg" alt="cfufooter.jpg" />
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