Make day funny (3236y)

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Make day funny (3236y)
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<p>My new party trick.. I swallow two pieces of string and an hour later they come out of my ass tied together..... I shit you knot.""
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<p><b>I hate broken down white cars on the side of the hwy. They look just like cops when I'm speeding & shitting my pants is getting really old.
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<p>what's the deal with hairline food I mean sheariously
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<p><b>I'll refrain from making any jokes about the Ashley Madison controversy... They're such an easy target, it might be considered cheating.
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<p>Whenever someone with a bumper sticker cuts me off I automatically dislike the cause they support. Right now I'm not too fond of Literacy
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