Make day funny (3383z)
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0.000 HBDMake day funny (3383z)
<div class="pull-left"> <img src="https://steemitimages.com/0x0/https://steemitimages.com/DQmXqU5iQRTFeg7XBCcjpvoToQthun5PAQLVimZ1UFBTRdi/horse-1844792_960_720.jpg" alt="horse-1844792_960_720.jpg" /> </div> <p>What do lesbian couples do when they are both on their periods? finger paint! </p> <p><b>Can't believe it's the Chinese New Year. I'm still writing Rabbit on all of my checks. </b></p> <p>BILLY CORGAN: the world is a vampire ME: wouldn't it explode into flames as soon as the sun hit it then? BILLY: shut up *runs off crying* </p> <p><b>[auditions for laundry detergent commercials just so I can splash brightly colored food on myself on purpose] </b></p> <p>What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk? I don't know but it could always get a seat on a bus! </p> <img src="https://steemitimages.com/DQmdgSevz5XgTER5Pn6cTpxpLotbLC4BXX8LxYrjR8P981h/cfufooter.jpg" alt="cfufooter.jpg" />
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