Make day funny (3484v)
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0.000 HBDMake day funny (3484v)
<div class="pull-left"> <img src="https://steemitimages.com/0x0/https://steemitimages.com/DQmXqU5iQRTFeg7XBCcjpvoToQthun5PAQLVimZ1UFBTRdi/horse-1844792_960_720.jpg" alt="horse-1844792_960_720.jpg" /> </div> <p>Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering if there really was a dog. </p> <p><b>2yo's favorite cartoon is teaching him about centrifugal force. When I was little, my favorite cartoon taught me never to order from Acme. </b></p> <p>My mom let the street raise me, which is why the only things I'm really good at are letters, numbers, and talking like Cookie Monster. </p> <p><b>Malaysia Airlines loses contact with another plane. At least they know where this one is. </b></p> <p>A good girl bends at the knees... A great girl bends at the hip. </p> <img src="https://steemitimages.com/DQmdgSevz5XgTER5Pn6cTpxpLotbLC4BXX8LxYrjR8P981h/cfufooter.jpg" alt="cfufooter.jpg" />
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