Make day funny (3582n)

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Make day funny (3582n)
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<p>My wife was complaining that nobody ever phoned her, so I put a ""How's my driving?"" sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.
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<p><b>A pharmacy was broken into and the only thing stolen was a case of Viagra Police say to be on the lookout for hardened criminals
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<p>What did the red light say to the green light Don't look. I'm changing
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<p><b>A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall down a cliff... Ba-Dumm-Tss
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<p>Smiling gives you wrinkles. Resting bitch face keeps you pretty.
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