Make day funny (3988j)
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0.000 HBDMake day funny (3988j)
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<p>Baby Soldier: Ma'am. Your husband is MIA. Soldiers wife: *covers crying face with hands* Baby Soldier: Oh great! Now his wife is MIA too.
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<p><b>in your head, in your heaaaaaad Harambe, Harambe
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<p>What do a porn star and an IT security analyst have in common? Both do penetration testing.
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<p><b>Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The P is silent.
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