Make day funny (4023t)
joke·@joykit·
0.000 HBDMake day funny (4023t)
<div class="pull-left"> <img src="https://steemitimages.com/0x0/https://steemitimages.com/DQmXqU5iQRTFeg7XBCcjpvoToQthun5PAQLVimZ1UFBTRdi/horse-1844792_960_720.jpg" alt="horse-1844792_960_720.jpg" /> </div> <p>What do you call Pegasus farts? Horse power. </p> <p><b>How many cops does it need to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black. </b></p> <p>Did you hear the one about the dyslexic philosopher with insomnia? He was up all night wondering if there really is a dog. I know it's a dad joke, because it was my dad's favorite joke. </p> <p><b>What's wrong with a broken alphabetizer? It's out of order. </b></p> <p>What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen? Sorry mate. </p> <img src="https://steemitimages.com/DQmdgSevz5XgTER5Pn6cTpxpLotbLC4BXX8LxYrjR8P981h/cfufooter.jpg" alt="cfufooter.jpg" />
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