Make day funny (4202d)
joke·@joykit·
0.000 HBDMake day funny (4202d)
<div class="pull-left"> <img src="https://steemitimages.com/0x0/https://steemitimages.com/DQmXqU5iQRTFeg7XBCcjpvoToQthun5PAQLVimZ1UFBTRdi/horse-1844792_960_720.jpg" alt="horse-1844792_960_720.jpg" /> </div> <p>When you wish upon a star Makes no difference who you are It's a ball of gas and fire It can't hear you. </p> <p><b>Why doesn't Rihanna tell her boyfriend jokes anymore? He always beats her to the punchline. </b></p> <p>Arguing with guy at the bar and he claimed Wikipedia was an unreliable source, suggesting instead that I listen to him, a drunk guy at a bar </p> <p><b>ME: gimme a double BARMAN: [places an exact replica of me on the bar] ME: no I meant a double Scotch BARMAN: [puts a kilt on my replica] </b></p> <p>I had unprotected sex with a neurotic person a while back... Now I have genital worrywarts. </p> <img src="https://steemitimages.com/DQmdgSevz5XgTER5Pn6cTpxpLotbLC4BXX8LxYrjR8P981h/cfufooter.jpg" alt="cfufooter.jpg" />
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