Make day funny (4609b)
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0.000 HBDMake day funny (4609b)
<div class="pull-left"> <img src="https://steemitimages.com/0x0/https://steemitimages.com/DQmXqU5iQRTFeg7XBCcjpvoToQthun5PAQLVimZ1UFBTRdi/horse-1844792_960_720.jpg" alt="horse-1844792_960_720.jpg" /> </div> <p>Time to diet. Went to the neighborhood pool today and all the women dressed me with their eyes... </p> <p><b>What do post-impressionist painters sing when painting a Frozen landscape? Let it Gogh! </b></p> <p>Why was the ketchup in the refrigerator embarrassed? He saw the salad dressing. </p> <p><b>What did the phone say to the other phone after a bad rejection? If you like it then you shudda put a ringtone on it. </b></p> <p>What does Lenny (of Mice and Men) do during foreplay? Heavy petting. </p> <img src="https://steemitimages.com/DQmdgSevz5XgTER5Pn6cTpxpLotbLC4BXX8LxYrjR8P981h/cfufooter.jpg" alt="cfufooter.jpg" />
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