Make day funny (4954y)
joke·@joykit·
0.000 HBDMake day funny (4954y)
<div class="pull-left"> <img src="https://steemitimages.com/0x0/https://steemitimages.com/DQmXqU5iQRTFeg7XBCcjpvoToQthun5PAQLVimZ1UFBTRdi/horse-1844792_960_720.jpg" alt="horse-1844792_960_720.jpg" /> </div> <p>Clearly something went amiss when I said I liked an animal in the bedroom and he showed up with a raccoon. </p> <p><b>what's your favorite part of Sundays, mine is staying up really late for no reason whatsoever so that I'm extra miserable all week </b></p> <p>""Is Phil coming tonight?"" ""Phil Smith or Phil that has the eyesight of a bird?"" *suddenly a man runs face first into the sliding glass door* </p> <p><b>Sometimes I forget I'm from Florida and then I remember when I was 9, my dad had me drive the golf cart so he could get drunk on the course. </b></p> <p>Birthdays they keep track of how long you've been alive And how long you haven't been inside a vagina </p> <img src="https://steemitimages.com/DQmdgSevz5XgTER5Pn6cTpxpLotbLC4BXX8LxYrjR8P981h/cfufooter.jpg" alt="cfufooter.jpg" />
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