Make day funny (5136h)
joke·@joykit·
0.000 HBDMake day funny (5136h)
<div class="pull-left"> <img src="https://steemitimages.com/0x0/https://steemitimages.com/DQmXqU5iQRTFeg7XBCcjpvoToQthun5PAQLVimZ1UFBTRdi/horse-1844792_960_720.jpg" alt="horse-1844792_960_720.jpg" /> </div> <p>Why did the scarecrow win the nobel peace prize? Because he was outstanding in his field! </p> <p><b>Saw an attractive Muslim girl the other day.... ""Was she sunni?"" ""Nah, shi-ite"" </b></p> <p>What's good about Switzerland? Not much, but the flag is a big plus. </p> <p><b>Is it okay to hate a certain race? I can run a 5k pretty well but these 10ks are killing me. </b></p> <p>I always blurt out, ""SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND"" in my best Al Pacino Scarface accent when I stand next to a stranger at a urinal. </p> <img src="https://steemitimages.com/DQmdgSevz5XgTER5Pn6cTpxpLotbLC4BXX8LxYrjR8P981h/cfufooter.jpg" alt="cfufooter.jpg" />
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