Make day funny (5144b)

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Make day funny (5144b)
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<p>I picked up a girl at a bar. She told me to give her 12 inches and make it hurt... So I screwed her three times and hit her with a brick.
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<p><b>Today has been cancelled, due to lack of interest.
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<p>My friend just joined ISIS I was always bothered by his Sunni disposition
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<p><b>I don't have an attitude; I have a personality you can't handle.
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<p>I rarely watch Fox news because every time I do I feel like I'm sitting in on a very unpleasant condo board meeting
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