Make day funny (5144b)
joke·@joykit·
0.000 HBDMake day funny (5144b)
<div class="pull-left"> <img src="https://steemitimages.com/0x0/https://steemitimages.com/DQmXqU5iQRTFeg7XBCcjpvoToQthun5PAQLVimZ1UFBTRdi/horse-1844792_960_720.jpg" alt="horse-1844792_960_720.jpg" /> </div> <p>I picked up a girl at a bar. She told me to give her 12 inches and make it hurt... So I screwed her three times and hit her with a brick. </p> <p><b>Today has been cancelled, due to lack of interest. </b></p> <p>My friend just joined ISIS I was always bothered by his Sunni disposition </p> <p><b>I don't have an attitude; I have a personality you can't handle. </b></p> <p>I rarely watch Fox news because every time I do I feel like I'm sitting in on a very unpleasant condo board meeting </p> <img src="https://steemitimages.com/DQmdgSevz5XgTER5Pn6cTpxpLotbLC4BXX8LxYrjR8P981h/cfufooter.jpg" alt="cfufooter.jpg" />
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