Make day funny (5443s)
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0.000 HBDMake day funny (5443s)
<div class="pull-left"> <img src="https://steemitimages.com/0x0/https://steemitimages.com/DQmXqU5iQRTFeg7XBCcjpvoToQthun5PAQLVimZ1UFBTRdi/horse-1844792_960_720.jpg" alt="horse-1844792_960_720.jpg" /> </div> <p>I asked a chinese girl for her number... She replied ""sex! sex! sex!...Freeee sex tonight!"" I said ""wow"", then her friend said ""She means 6663629"" </p> <p><b>I absolutely love helium filled balloons. I can't speak highly enough about them. </b></p> <p>""Dear God, make me a bird, so I can..."" *turns into penguin* ""DAMMIT I WASN'T FINISHED!"" </p> <p><b>So a suicide bombing instructor walks into his classroom... ...and says, ""Okay, I'm only going to show you guys this once..."" </b></p> <p>What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind? That people exaggerate. </p> <img src="https://steemitimages.com/DQmdgSevz5XgTER5Pn6cTpxpLotbLC4BXX8LxYrjR8P981h/cfufooter.jpg" alt="cfufooter.jpg" />
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