Make day funny (5505f)
joke·@joykit·
0.000 HBDMake day funny (5505f)
<div class="pull-left"> <img src="https://steemitimages.com/0x0/https://steemitimages.com/DQmXqU5iQRTFeg7XBCcjpvoToQthun5PAQLVimZ1UFBTRdi/horse-1844792_960_720.jpg" alt="horse-1844792_960_720.jpg" /> </div> <p>What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk? I don't know but it could always get a seat on a bus! </p> <p><b>Q: What do you call a white, poofy space alien? A: Martianmallow. </b></p> <p>Kid behind me on plane kicking my chair and coloring. *turns around* *grabs one of his crayons* *slowly breaks it* *whispers ""you're next""* </p> <p><b>Husband: So we've basically given up. Me: On what? H: *gestures to 4yo carefully piling spaghetti on his head*: Parenting. </b></p> <p>In bed, women commonly mistake me for Usain Bolt because I always come first. </p> <img src="https://steemitimages.com/DQmdgSevz5XgTER5Pn6cTpxpLotbLC4BXX8LxYrjR8P981h/cfufooter.jpg" alt="cfufooter.jpg" />
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