Make day funny (5710w)
joke·@joykit·
0.000 HBDMake day funny (5710w)
<div class="pull-left"> <img src="https://steemitimages.com/0x0/https://steemitimages.com/DQmXqU5iQRTFeg7XBCcjpvoToQthun5PAQLVimZ1UFBTRdi/horse-1844792_960_720.jpg" alt="horse-1844792_960_720.jpg" /> </div> <p>What do you call a wannabe model? A poser! </p> <p><b>George H.W. Bush, age 90, went skydiving yesterday. I'm 45 & I strained my hamstring getting out of my car. </b></p> <p>-Hi, do you have books on midget discrimination? -Yeah, look on that top shelf in the corner </p> <p><b>What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A dead poodle with an 18 inch wide asshole. </b></p> <p>I eat my gummy bears 2 at a time ..no one should die alone </p> <img src="https://steemitimages.com/DQmdgSevz5XgTER5Pn6cTpxpLotbLC4BXX8LxYrjR8P981h/cfufooter.jpg" alt="cfufooter.jpg" />
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