Make day funny (5818j)
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0.000 HBDMake day funny (5818j)
<div class="pull-left"> <img src="https://steemitimages.com/0x0/https://steemitimages.com/DQmXqU5iQRTFeg7XBCcjpvoToQthun5PAQLVimZ1UFBTRdi/horse-1844792_960_720.jpg" alt="horse-1844792_960_720.jpg" /> </div> <p>[on phone] ""Press 1 if you're a huge nerd"" ""Press 2 if you're a virgin"" ""Press 3 if y-"" STOP TALKING, DAD! I'm trying to call Xbox support </p> <p><b>I'm weird but not ""sit around the house with my shirt tucked in even though I've got no plans to leave"" weird. That stuff's 4 serial killers. </b></p> <p>Q: What did the blonde say when her doctor told her that she was pregnant? A: ""Is it mine?"" </p> <p><b>I wish I could erase my memory of certain movies so I could watch them again for the first time. </b></p> <p>If you get kissed by an alpaca it's not the end of the world. It's the alpaca-lips. </p> <img src="https://steemitimages.com/DQmdgSevz5XgTER5Pn6cTpxpLotbLC4BXX8LxYrjR8P981h/cfufooter.jpg" alt="cfufooter.jpg" />
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