Make day funny (6301g)
joke·@joykit·
0.000 HBDMake day funny (6301g)
<div class="pull-left"> <img src="https://steemitimages.com/0x0/https://steemitimages.com/DQmXqU5iQRTFeg7XBCcjpvoToQthun5PAQLVimZ1UFBTRdi/horse-1844792_960_720.jpg" alt="horse-1844792_960_720.jpg" /> </div> <p>ME: I need you to look at my balls, doc *removes pants* DR: Ok what seems to be the problem? ME: *swivels hips sensually* Nuthin </p> <p><b>What's the #1 horror movie in the far east ? The Sirens of the Rams. </b></p> <p>I hate lollipop ladies They make me cross </p> <p><b>A neutron went into a bar and asked the bartender, ""How much for a beer?""The bartender replied, ""For you, no charge."" </b></p> <p>When he died, Beethoven left something on his piano bench It was the same thing he left in his toilet: his last movement </p> <img src="https://steemitimages.com/DQmdgSevz5XgTER5Pn6cTpxpLotbLC4BXX8LxYrjR8P981h/cfufooter.jpg" alt="cfufooter.jpg" />
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