Make day funny (6601d)

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Make day funny (6601d)
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<p>Sir, there is a complaint filed against you. You called the prime minister a whore... OK. Who filed the complaint, prime minister or the whore?
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<p><b>When a woman asks me how long I can last in bed I tell her it depends on how long someone brings me food and water but probably years.
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<p>How do you cut a Emo sandwich? Trick question, it cuts itself.
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<p><b>A snake walks into a bar And the bartender yells, ""How the fuck did you just walk in here?!""
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<p>Have you read the book ""100-mile Horse  Trek"" Who wrote it? Major Bumsore
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