Make day funny (6601d)
joke·@joykit·
0.000 HBDMake day funny (6601d)
<div class="pull-left"> <img src="https://steemitimages.com/0x0/https://steemitimages.com/DQmXqU5iQRTFeg7XBCcjpvoToQthun5PAQLVimZ1UFBTRdi/horse-1844792_960_720.jpg" alt="horse-1844792_960_720.jpg" /> </div> <p>Sir, there is a complaint filed against you. You called the prime minister a whore... OK. Who filed the complaint, prime minister or the whore? </p> <p><b>When a woman asks me how long I can last in bed I tell her it depends on how long someone brings me food and water but probably years. </b></p> <p>How do you cut a Emo sandwich? Trick question, it cuts itself. </p> <p><b>A snake walks into a bar And the bartender yells, ""How the fuck did you just walk in here?!"" </b></p> <p>Have you read the book ""100-mile Horse Trek"" Who wrote it? Major Bumsore </p> <img src="https://steemitimages.com/DQmdgSevz5XgTER5Pn6cTpxpLotbLC4BXX8LxYrjR8P981h/cfufooter.jpg" alt="cfufooter.jpg" />
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