Make day funny (6920d)
joke·@joykit·
0.000 HBDMake day funny (6920d)
<div class="pull-left"> <img src="https://steemitimages.com/0x0/https://steemitimages.com/DQmXqU5iQRTFeg7XBCcjpvoToQthun5PAQLVimZ1UFBTRdi/horse-1844792_960_720.jpg" alt="horse-1844792_960_720.jpg" /> </div> <p>My toilet stopped working today. He decided he's had enough of my shit </p> <p><b>What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? When you slap the mosquito it stops sucking. </b></p> <p>My own joke that I'm incredibly proud of: What kind of weather do Black Prince tomatoes grow best in? Purple Rain </p> <p><b>If The Beatles were from Hawaii... What would they have called their song, ""Hello Goodbye?"" </b></p> <p>Why is 10 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9 </p> <img src="https://steemitimages.com/DQmdgSevz5XgTER5Pn6cTpxpLotbLC4BXX8LxYrjR8P981h/cfufooter.jpg" alt="cfufooter.jpg" />
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