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<p>Three tampons are walking down the street.. A light, a regular, and a super tampon are all walking down the street. Which one talks to you first? None. They are all stuck up bitches.
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<p><b>I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.
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<p>What did a cell say to his sister cell, when she stepped on his toe? Mitosis!
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<p><b>This is Bob.. Bob has no hands. -*Knock, knock* -Whos there? -Not Bob!
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<p>Bernie Sanders is so fed up with the BS in politics that he is changing his name. He's changing it to Ernie Anders.
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