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<p>What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A hoarse horse!
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<p><b>I almost crashed into the semi in front of me while I was looking at a hot construction worker. That would've been an embarrassing obituary.
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<p>Sarah Palin bought up all of Alaska's pancake mix She's trying to keep her son from battering women
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<p><b>We had to put my horse down. After he escaped from the barn, the veterinarian said he was too unstable.
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<p>The Night's Watch can ramp up the number of new recruits by... ...ditching its archaic name in favour of something hip like Snow Patrol.
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