Make day funny (8000u)

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Make day funny (8000u)
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<p>Looks like I'm going to need to have the ""drug talk"" with my daughter because this ecstasy she sold me is NOT working.
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<p><b>Pacquiao wanted the fight to take place in the Philippines, but Mayweather insisted on Las Vegas. I guess he likes his venues just like he likes his violence...Domestic.
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<p>So a midget psychic broke out of jail the other day... the headlines read ""small medium at large""
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<p><b>The ex wife once told me her greatest fantasy was kneeling in front of me while I spurted all over her. She never mentioned it was my blood.
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<p>Why did the Cell Tower Cafe get bad reviews? Because the service was horrible.
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