Make day funny (8224v)

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Make day funny (8224v)
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<p>Why are Americans so bad at League of Legends? They can't defend their towers.
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<p><b>I took my girlfriend bungee jumping. As her body hit and spread out over the rocks below, I thought, ""That'll teach you to lie about your weight.""
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<p>What's a Jehovah's Witness's favorite band? The Doors.
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<p><b>isaac newtown got hit in the head & invented calculus. i broke my nose last night when I was drunk & invented a louder version of crying.
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<p>How do you know if air fresheners have gotten too smart? If they have become scent-ient.
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