Make day funny (8479u)
joke·@joykit·
0.000 HBDMake day funny (8479u)
<div class="pull-left"> <img src="https://steemitimages.com/0x0/https://steemitimages.com/DQmXqU5iQRTFeg7XBCcjpvoToQthun5PAQLVimZ1UFBTRdi/horse-1844792_960_720.jpg" alt="horse-1844792_960_720.jpg" /> </div> <p>Your Mother is so fat That even neutrinos can't pass through her </p> <p><b>*sees girl at bar* Hey baby, wanna get outta here? ""Sure!"" Good, you're really killing the vibe. </b></p> <p>Where do swashbuckling turds come from? A pirates booty </p> <p><b>I have not ate, drink, slept, used the bathroom, or showered since last year. I have also not told this joke since last year. </b></p> <p>Why is a viola solo like a bomb? By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it. A long list of viola jokes: http://www.mit.edu/~jcb/jokes/viola.html </p> <img src="https://steemitimages.com/DQmdgSevz5XgTER5Pn6cTpxpLotbLC4BXX8LxYrjR8P981h/cfufooter.jpg" alt="cfufooter.jpg" />
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