Make day funny (9141o)
joke·@joykit·
0.000 HBDMake day funny (9141o)
<div class="pull-left"> <img src="https://steemitimages.com/0x0/https://steemitimages.com/DQmXqU5iQRTFeg7XBCcjpvoToQthun5PAQLVimZ1UFBTRdi/horse-1844792_960_720.jpg" alt="horse-1844792_960_720.jpg" /> </div> <p>Where can I get sweatpants that say ""ANXIETY"" on the ass? </p> <p><b>I never make mistakes. . . I thought I did once; but I was wrong. </b></p> <p>I went to a zoo the other day and all they had was a terrier. It was a shih tzu. </p> <p><b>When I get a headache, I take two aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says. </b></p> <p>BLONDE COUNTING Q: Why can't a blonde count to 70? A: Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful. </p> <img src="https://steemitimages.com/DQmdgSevz5XgTER5Pn6cTpxpLotbLC4BXX8LxYrjR8P981h/cfufooter.jpg" alt="cfufooter.jpg" />
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