Make day funny (9209o)
joke·@joykit·
0.000 HBDMake day funny (9209o)
<div class="pull-left"> <img src="https://steemitimages.com/0x0/https://steemitimages.com/DQmXqU5iQRTFeg7XBCcjpvoToQthun5PAQLVimZ1UFBTRdi/horse-1844792_960_720.jpg" alt="horse-1844792_960_720.jpg" /> </div> <p>Hey, parents of an only child considering having one more, know that I just split an M&M in half. An M&M. In half. </p> <p><b>What does a suicidal man say to a suicidal girl? Hey, wanna hang? </b></p> <p>did u hear about the crow that landed a job? he works in a caw center. he's winging it for now but it might take off </p> <p><b>Remember the bridge you drive over today was built by the lowest bidder. </b></p> <p>What was the first thing the stowaway to Mars said after he landed? Just out of Curiosity... </p> <img src="https://steemitimages.com/DQmdgSevz5XgTER5Pn6cTpxpLotbLC4BXX8LxYrjR8P981h/cfufooter.jpg" alt="cfufooter.jpg" />
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