Make day funny (9318h)
joke·@joykit·
0.000 HBDMake day funny (9318h)
<div class="pull-left"> <img src="https://steemitimages.com/0x0/https://steemitimages.com/DQmXqU5iQRTFeg7XBCcjpvoToQthun5PAQLVimZ1UFBTRdi/horse-1844792_960_720.jpg" alt="horse-1844792_960_720.jpg" /> </div> <p>Other people are gettin these amber alerts, right? Like, it's not up to me to find these kids? </p> <p><b>How can you tell that you had sex with a Mexican woman the night before? You wake up with a jalapeno seed on your dick. </b></p> <p>Me: I baked cookies! Who's the best Mom ever? Son: Oprah! Me: Gimme the damn cookies back! Son: See? Oprah GIVES, she doesn't take! </p> <p><b>How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question. They can't change anything. </b></p> <p>My girlfriend is NOT a library book You hear that guys? Stop checking her out. </p> <img src="https://steemitimages.com/DQmdgSevz5XgTER5Pn6cTpxpLotbLC4BXX8LxYrjR8P981h/cfufooter.jpg" alt="cfufooter.jpg" />
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