Make day funny (9530f)

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Make day funny (9530f)
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<p>I've messed up, I'm gonna be arrested for crimes against light... I'm gonna be sent to the state prism!
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<p><b>2 Mexicans and a white man are in a car, who's driving? The police officer
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<p>If life was a video game it would be created by EA Because you have to pay real money inside the game.
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<p><b>Speak English, kiss French, drive German, dress Italian, spend Arab, party Caribbean.
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<p>Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
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