Make day funny (9571v)
joke·@joykit·
0.000 HBDMake day funny (9571v)
<div class="pull-left"> <img src="https://steemitimages.com/0x0/https://steemitimages.com/DQmXqU5iQRTFeg7XBCcjpvoToQthun5PAQLVimZ1UFBTRdi/horse-1844792_960_720.jpg" alt="horse-1844792_960_720.jpg" /> </div> <p>I used to be an adventurer like you... But then I took an arrow to the knee. </p> <p><b>If a tramp and a bunch of rich people are dressed the same, how does the tramp stand out? He begs to differ. </b></p> <p>*wife and I start having an argument in a crowded restaurant* *she storms out upset* *I follow* Outside: ""DINE AND DASH SUCCESS!"" *high 5* </p> <p><b>""Can I take your order?"" Wait, take it where? ""No, not-"" I haven't even given you my order yet ""I mean-"" WHERE ARE YOU TAKING MY ORDER </b></p> <p>Dirty Jokes. What do you tell a woman with no arms, and No legs? ---Nice Tits DarKS1deZ </p> <img src="https://steemitimages.com/DQmdgSevz5XgTER5Pn6cTpxpLotbLC4BXX8LxYrjR8P981h/cfufooter.jpg" alt="cfufooter.jpg" />
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