Make day funny (9572l)
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0.000 HBDMake day funny (9572l)
<div class="pull-left"> <img src="https://steemitimages.com/0x0/https://steemitimages.com/DQmXqU5iQRTFeg7XBCcjpvoToQthun5PAQLVimZ1UFBTRdi/horse-1844792_960_720.jpg" alt="horse-1844792_960_720.jpg" /> </div> <p>What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See ya next month. </p> <p><b>""President Clinton, can you respond to rumors of renewed infidelity?"" The only woman in my life is my darling *squints at notecard* Hitlery </b></p> <p>What do you call it when a crow throws a party and no one shows up? An attempted murder. </p> <p><b>I accidentally dropped one of my husband's Viagra into my contact solution and now I'm cockeyed. </b></p> <p>How does Hillary Clinton say goodbye? ""Seizure later!"" </p> <img src="https://steemitimages.com/DQmdgSevz5XgTER5Pn6cTpxpLotbLC4BXX8LxYrjR8P981h/cfufooter.jpg" alt="cfufooter.jpg" />
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