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<p>Know the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day? On St. Patrick's Day everyone wants to be Irish.
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<p><b>Did it ever occur to you that people with tear drop tattoos are just really sad?
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<p>*walks up to Michael Cohen's door* ""Knock knock."" ""Who's there?"" ""Says."" ""Says who?"" ""THE POLLS. ALL OF THEM.""
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<p><b>""Give me your Vitamin Water and your organic gluten-free cookies unless there's peanuts in them because I'm allergic."" - 2012 school bully
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<p>Who is Monica Lewinsky's favorite football player? Clinton-Dix, HaHa!
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