Make day funny (9817s)
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0.000 HBDMake day funny (9817s)
<div class="pull-left"> <img src="https://steemitimages.com/0x0/https://steemitimages.com/DQmXqU5iQRTFeg7XBCcjpvoToQthun5PAQLVimZ1UFBTRdi/horse-1844792_960_720.jpg" alt="horse-1844792_960_720.jpg" /> </div> <p>Raccoons are like hobos, they live outside plus they don't like being shaved while they're eating. </p> <p><b>The most disturbing thing about fossil fuels is when Larry King pisses into his gas tank and drives off. </b></p> <p>""I'm laying by the pool. Better take a picture of my legs and post it on the internet."" - girls </p> <p><b>How old do kids have to be when you can start saying ""Fuck you."" to their faces instead of behind their backs? </b></p> <p>I went to my 35th high school reunion and realized that ""the one that got away"" turned into a ""dodged a bullet."" </p> <img src="https://steemitimages.com/DQmdgSevz5XgTER5Pn6cTpxpLotbLC4BXX8LxYrjR8P981h/cfufooter.jpg" alt="cfufooter.jpg" />
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