Make day funny (9908o)
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0.000 HBDMake day funny (9908o)
<div class="pull-left"> <img src="https://steemitimages.com/0x0/https://steemitimages.com/DQmXqU5iQRTFeg7XBCcjpvoToQthun5PAQLVimZ1UFBTRdi/horse-1844792_960_720.jpg" alt="horse-1844792_960_720.jpg" /> </div> <p>My friend recently bought an invisible pencil. Personally, I can't see the point. </p> <p><b>Have you guys heard about the new internet milk? It's for cereal. </b></p> <p>Why was the farmer hopping mad ? Because someone had trodden on his corn ! </p> <p><b>Whenever I lose my micrometer I use my dick. </b></p> <p>I couldn't tell if something on the ground was a ball of animal poop or a rock Nudged it with my foot. It was a rock. That was my risky kick for the day. </p> <img src="https://steemitimages.com/DQmdgSevz5XgTER5Pn6cTpxpLotbLC4BXX8LxYrjR8P981h/cfufooter.jpg" alt="cfufooter.jpg" />
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