Lol. Great question, and as you said, @mattclarke, and as per that article, it's not just nukes that are being implicated:

>Imagine if owning a gun for purposes other than being a highly-trained employee of a defense company like Detroit Threat Management was stigmatized and discouraged in our communities? Would that make it easier to spot those who intend to harm others?

I'm waiting to hear @lukestokes field this one as well.