Roses are red
Violets are blue
Here I am on Steemit
Enjoying the game
Where Whales get all the pleasure
And Minnows all the pain.

Steemians say we're here to help
But all they want is Steem to gulp
When you learn Steem is worth big dollars
Your heart does a flip and you go bonkers.

2 weeks into the game
You feel like a baby without a name
Looking at your account not so hot 
You wait for a visit from the Gentlebot
Who upvotes you dollars twenty 
And you love him plenty.

Lepton here asks us to be rude
But I'm not good at being crude
He offers plenty of SBD and Whaleshares
I need to get going and change gears
To take home the bounty
And become the Sheriff of the Steemit county.

Hear y'all fellow Steemians
I'm a cool woman from a cool town
It takes a lot to put me down
We can all have a share of the pie
No need to kill and die.