Privet everyone, I'm Ivan from Russia and We russians have a tradition - building atomic bombs.

 Every young man must build his own atomic bomb (using agricultural goods/oddments of those who tried to build the bomb before him) and take it to the nearest Nuclear Weapons Storage Center. 

It turns out I have a plutonium allergy to (guess what?) plutonium and so I couldn't build the bomb, my eyes were watering and I sneezed a lot and I also got bald and my cancer was cured (I'm joking.. russians don't cry). Upset strongly, I tried to build a rocket carrier at least, but at night the neighbor stole it (or should i say STEELIT?)and flew on it to Chelyabinsk. 

This is my last chance to become true russian, I have to create an atomic STEEMIT page. Welcome friends! (and please leave your plutonium at home).

By the way, if you don't like this post, you can suddenly die. Please, vote for it so I can build my new atomic bomb (and so you may stay alive!)

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