Greetings wonderful followers!

Today I woke up with an entirely new attitude. 

I have finally seen the light!

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*The hills are alive with the sound of the Light Side!*</center><br>

I have been filled with hate,rage, guts and black stuff for so long that I have forgotten why I am so angry. I looked back at some data cards to try and remember and it just didn't make sense. 

One moment I was a happily (although secretly) married young man with twin babies on the way. I had a great friend who I may have been a little jealous of... but that was just stupid. She married *me*. She was having *my* babies. That is no reason to be filled with unstoppable rage. 

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The next thing I knew, I was murdering a room full of younglings. I seriously have no idea why. I wish someone would have taken the time to coherently explain why I would become so evil. But alas, these data cards simply don't add up.

I think this guy tried... but he failed miserably. 

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*You see George, people actually want a real explanation of how I became evil.*</center><br>

I don't think anyone knows why I changed from loving husband to youngling murderer. I think it had something to do with trying to defeat death itself but it just doesn't make sense.

So today I decided to let it all go. I am going to reunite with my children and go and live happily ever after. 

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*And then uncle Yoda and I reunited the band. The end.*</center><br>

We are going to make up for lost time. We will do all the things that a loving father and his two younglings would do.

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*Come on kids! Let's go spend tons of credits on crap you don't need!*</center><br>
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# HAPPY FIRST DAY OF APRIL YOU FOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

### I am going to laugh at all of you while I Force choke dipwads all freaking day!!!!

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[Frolicking ](https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/ee/13/7c/ee137ce45a1291d1db36f24a674ae509.jpg)
[Creator and destroyer](http://www.livemint.com/r/LiveMint/Period1/2012/11/01/Photos/6413d08044dc4558b3ed8391088578ac-6413d08044dc4558b3ed8391088578ac-0.jpg?uuid=LxBjLCMbEeKsKwALXav2Ew)
[Happy family](http://www.chroniclebooks.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/large_image/350x350/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/9/7/9781452123066_darth-vader-and-son_large.jpg)
[Balloons](https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/cc/13/b1/cc13b14ac115a3b48058d0a99b2aa4e2.jpg)
[Choke](http://majorspoilers.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/forcechokefeature.jpg)