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An extreme visit to the dentist.

My toothache was not just painful, it had been throbbing constantly for 2 days – I needed to see a dentist but I had no money, and so would have to wait for my appointment - in 3 days time...


Alcohol was always a pleasant way to anesthetize the pain - so a bar and whiskey, were on the list of 'things to do' that day..

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Four hours later I left the bar, and I was pain free! Yaaay ! 

Now in a very in a _very_ good mood and also very drunk, I thought it would be a good Idea to ride my bike home...

Fours hours later I woke up on an operating table, with my lower leg smashed in two halves, and bones protruding skywards. 

The pain was excruciating, and the doctors were unable to give me any morphine, due to my alcohol blood levels...

Four hours later, I was in operating theater, where doctors were saving  my leg from amputation.

Four days later, I had by broken jaw reset, and most of my teeth removed.

But hey !....My toothache had disappeared.