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*I've got a client.*

Said the good lady with the oddest expression in her face.

*A bloody what? What are we, a prostitute now?*

I said somewhat incredulously. I certainly hadn't seen this coming. Although I did have a memory of promising a two hour massage in exchange for some *hungry hippo mouth snorfling* once.

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Damn, it's a slippery slope. It probably all started from there.

*Very funny Daddy, I am sure it hasn't escaped your attention that I have been training to become a Doula?*

Hmm, that did ring a bit of a bell.

*But you haven't finished your training? Wasn't I doing your website? I haven't finished it yet. How can you have a client? Is it even allowed?*

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*Yes it's allowed you doofus. Someone on the Doula Facebook group recommended me based on the advice I was giving to someone else and it just snowballed from there.*

I gazed at her with my best *Kung Fu master* face. She gazed back. 

I narrowed my eyes. 

She held my stare and tilted her head to one side. 

The silence stretched out.

I raised an eyebrow. 

She furrowed her whole-brow.

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I took a deep breath and let it out.

*How much are you charging this client?*

The good lady stated a number. I gasped as if punched right on the tip of the penis.

*Really? Like, wtfunkz? Is that normal? Are you a high-class Doula or something?*

*Oh, ha ha. It is perfectly normal. Anyway you are the one who told me to rate what I did and not to undersell myself.*

*Did I? Wow, I rock.*

I patted my tummy as if I had just eaten a wolf.

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*Alright then. Just one thing though?...*

*Yes Daddy bear?*

*This client... It's not a man is it?*

*Yes Daddy bear, it's a man. I can't wait.*

I gave her my best *someone's been boiling beef in the kettle again* face.

*Ha bloody ha.*

Trust her to take a joke too far.