<center>The world is ~~a wonderful place full of magic and unicorns and lovely people laughing about my jokes~~, full of shit...

Forget about it. 
Who cares. 
About the world. 
Just close your eyes and all your problems are gone.
(Unless you're an idealist.)

I can understand you have already stopped reading about now.
You didn't even make it to the meme 
I made for you to ponder the meaning of life. 

At least none of this post is plagiarized. 
That is what makes it ~~boring~~ hmm, ~~funny~~. 
~~Originality is such a rare thing for Steem nowadays.~~

I'm ~~depressed~~ funny.

People just want to ~~have sex~~ laugh about ~~intelligent~~ stupid jokes.

Sex sells. ~~And wins you the @comedyopenmic prize.~~

This is ~~not~~ my entry for @comedyopenmic round ~~6~~ 5.

Philosophers are not funny. 
This is actually true, and I laughed about it. 
I'm a philosopher. 
Head spinning. 
This, people, is a **paradox**!

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~~This is not a meme~~</center>

I will nominate ~~@anikekirsten who a nice prize last round~~, 
no I will nominate my latest followers as that seems random enough... 
@chrisee and  @melindaa who both have a MINUS 39 rep so I'm sure they will be hilarious!

Please click the button https://steemitimages.com/100x0/https://media.giphy.com/media/581V1eLCEb2gW98xU3/giphy.gif below for instant placebo effect. </center>