<center>*@nonameslefttouse The Writer/Artist Himself at the keyboard once again.*</center>

<center>I've Been Keeping This a Secret</center>
-

For a very long time, I've kept this to myself.  Nobody knows about this.  This has been bothering me for years.  This just won't go away and I really need to talk about this.

I can't handle keeping this to myself anymore.  The title said this best though.

<center>I Need to get This Off My Chest</center>
-
<center>*...and it's true.  This is very important.*</center>

<center>I first noticed this one day at the lake</center>

<center>![Imgur](http://i.imgur.com/xD33awS.jpg)</center><center>As you can see, it was just a normal day.  Nothing out of the ordinary</center><center>![Imgur](http://i.imgur.com/wBC6CyJ.jpg)</center><center>I was just trying to get the perfect selfie for facebook.  You know how it is.</center><center>![Imgur](http://i.imgur.com/QVY6jxA.jpg)</center><center>This just kept showing up though.</center><center>![Imgur](http://i.imgur.com/0fqpLkG.jpg)</center><center>This would *not* go away no matter what I tried.</center><center>![Imgur](http://i.imgur.com/srrmj5I.jpg)</center><center>This was really starting to bother me.</center><center>![Imgur](http://i.imgur.com/Ax1k7fj.jpg)</center><center>Why was this on my chest?</center><center>I could not figure this out.</center><center>![Imgur](http://i.imgur.com/MmUelAU.jpg)</center><center>Finally, after many more attempts at taking the perfect selfie, I just said to hell with this.</center>

<center>I Thought About This and I Thought About This</center>
-

This is on every picture I take now.  At first I thought this was just a problem with my camera.  I tried everything to take a photo without having the burden of having this on my chest.  There was nothing I could do about this.  

That night I was thinking about this.  I went into the bathroom and had a look in the mirror.  This was there, in my reflection.  I became very worried about this.  I wanted to talk to a doctor about this, but I didn't think they would believe this so I kept this to myself.  

It's been like this now for a few years.  This actually got worse and I started noticing changes.  It seemed like this was giving me some sort of super human strength.  I didn't mind this at that point.  It's a hard life though, keeping all this a secret.  That's why I'm here today to talk about this.  This is the truth.  This needs to be known.

<center>Everyone.</center>
-

<center>You may want to be sitting down for this.</center>
-

<center>This is no joke.</center>
-

<center>Are you ready for this?</center>
-

<center>I... </center>
-

<center>Have Become...</center>
-

<center>![This Man](http://i.imgur.com/CeULn4r.jpg)</center><center>...and *Damn* This feels good!</center>
-

---
---
<center>![](http://i.imgur.com/xDkoVls.jpg)</center>    <center>Follow @nonameslefttouse</center>    <center>WhonamezuhStudio@gmail.com</center>   

<center>©2016 Two Insanity Productions. All rights reserved.</center>