<center>*I have trouble with the ladies.*</center>  <center><sub>*My last girlfriend broke up with me because I never wanted to argue.*</sub></center>  <center><sup>*Shortly before she left she told me I needed to grow a pear.*</sup></center>  <center>*I guess she's into farmers.*</center>

> ## *Groan!*
<sup>*I'm a groan-ass man.*</sup>

<center>![NoNamesLeftToUse - Fast Dog Goes Fast.JPG](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmVfA2DRK2nwNE2cBZJApxdx4SLgVuKnaCyzKJsZ5ahVhk/NoNamesLeftToUse%20-%20Fast%20Dog%20Goes%20Fast.JPG)</center><center><sup>***Fast Dog Goes Fast***</sup></center>

### *Let's sing a song!*
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*He licks the salt off the chips and puts them back in the bag!*   

> *Freaky man, freaky man.  He just don't understand.*

*He buys all his votes for posts so he can sit back and brag!*

> *Freaky man, freaky man.  He just don't understand.*

*He smacks you on the buttocks, you're it because he yelled, "Tag!"*

> *Freaky man, freaky man.  He just don't understand.*

*He picks his ass at the table, smells his fingers, you gag!*

> *Freaky man, freaky man.  He just don't understand.*

*He sells his service on the corner while he's dressed in the drag!*

> *Freaky man, freaky man.  He just don't understand.*

*He shares a pic of his dick and then he pouts when you flag!*

> *Freaky man, freaky man.  He just don't understand.*

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<center>![Inside the Belly - Copy.jpeg](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmXAoHGY9gPRkHxGMFP2TAq149MuP9vohc3VkkmtRByt5W/Inside%20the%20Belly%20-%20Copy.jpeg)</center><center><sup>***Inside the Belly of a Beast***</sup></center>


## WTF Am I Doing?
<sup>*Today is just a regular day.*</sup>

It's also that one day out of the year where people on Facebook actually talk to me.

*I don't understand why they always pick the same day every year.*  

### Mark the Master and his Marionettes
<sup>That's why.</sup>

So whatever, I received a few notifications; headed on over to Facebook to have a look.  

Within seconds I was distracted by a post.&nbsp;  Someone shared a video, it looked funny, so I pushed play.&nbsp;  It turned out to be a compilation video of young kids singing obnoxiously, being loud, whatever, then the video stopped so I could view an advertisement about condoms, then it went back to the annoying kids.  

*What kind of sinister marketing strategist would feel the need to remind people about wrapping it up during an episode of kids giving parents a headache?*&nbsp;  That was my takeaway.

<center>![NoNamesLeftToUse - The Contestant - Copy.jpeg](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQme6MvfttoQnHUQuD9ABfLExyrFGQpzYfZxeBn8mvkHS7j/The%20Contestant%20-%20Copy.jpeg)</center><center><sup>***The Contestant***</sup></center>

    
### Any Minute Now
<sup>*They'll all jump out and yell, "Surprise!"*</sup>

Then I'll jump out and yell, **"No you didn't!&nbsp;  Who are you people and what you doing in my house!"**

# <center>Have a nice day.</center>

<center>![linebreak1](http://i.imgur.com/RhgHUmy.jpg)</center><center>**Credits:**</center><center><sub> **All art and images seen here were produced digitally, by me.**</sub></center>  <center>![](http://i.imgur.com/xDkoVls.jpg)</center><center><sub>***"I'm getting too old for this shit."***</sub></center>

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