<center>***Good morning, good afternoon, good evening and good day to you***</center> <center>***Sir, Ma'am, It, These, Those, and Them Over There.***</center>

<center>***My name is [@NoNamesLeftToUse The Writer/Artist Himself.](https://peakd.com/@nonameslefttouse)***</center>

*Drawing a goddamn clown is so fucking easy and I think more people should try it.&nbsp;  I'm sick of seeing so many landscapes.&nbsp;  Waterfalls don't make people happy.&nbsp;  Clowns do.&nbsp;  So stop wasting your time pretending to be a camera and learn how to draw a goddamn clown already.*

*In case you haven't figured it out, today I plan to teach you how to draw a goddamn:*

<center>![NoNamesLeftToUse  Clown Cover.png](https://files.peakd.com/file/peakd-hive/nonameslefttouse/978OGTjT-NoNamesLeftToUse20-20Clown20Cover.png)</center>

# Couldn't Help But Notice
***I haven't been receiving much engagement on my art posts lately.***

It can't be my *"attitude"* so I assume it's because either:
- A) People simply don't give a fuck anymore.
- B) People found someone better than me, so they broke up with me, but forgot to tell me.
- C) I'm not as cool as I thought I was; *which is just ridiculous.*
- **D) I haven't been drawing enough goddamn clowns.**
- E) People think I'm being serious when I'm not.

### Do I seem angry?
> **Yes?**

Well you'd be correct.&nbsp;  *Why?*

**I had to spend all day drawing a goddamn clown just to impress people who won't give a shit about me unless I do what they want;** *and that's clowns.*

Maybe clowns make you happy but I fucking hate clowns!

The last time I hung out with a clown, all I remember is drinking beer.&nbsp;  The next thing I know I'm in an elevator alone, naked, there's clown makeup smeared all over my butt cheeks, and my asshole feels *different.*

### Too much information?
*Too bad!*

This is way better than going on the Dr. Phil show to talk about it because at least here, ***nobody will even find out!***

*I don't believe even for one minute people will be interested in a post about how to draw goddamn clowns!*

All I had to do today was write the post about, ***"Like, oh my god!&nbsp;  Did you see the price of HIVE today!"***&nbsp;  People would've come from far and wide to read what Captain Obvious had to say **but no!**&nbsp;  I'm the moron who decides to spend an entire day drawing a goddamn clown just so people who have ***nothing better to do with their lives*** can finally stop being so boring!

> *"Like, oh my god!&nbsp;  I'm in lockdown.&nbsp;  Sure wish I knew how to draw a clown."*

## *Said nobody!*
*Ever!*

**Anyway.&nbsp;  That's a long enough introduction.&nbsp;  It's time to get serious.**

# How to draw a goddamn clown.

*You do it like this:*

<center>![NoNamesLeftToUse  Not A Clown.png](https://files.peakd.com/file/peakd-hive/nonameslefttouse/oQ9BbtfY-NoNamesLeftToUse20-20Not20A20Clown.png)</center>

### What do you mean, *"That doesn't look like a goddamn clown!"*

Have some patience, people.&nbsp;  Do you think a goddamn clown simply draws itself?&nbsp;  *You haven't even seen that thing dance yet and that's only step four out of fifty!*

**Art takes _years_ to create!**  

Why would you come to a post about learning how to draw goddamn clowns and forget to bring some composure!

*What is with this short attention span nonsense these days?&nbsp;  Are you late for an appointment with another artist?*&nbsp;  ***Are you cheating on me!***

***I ain't got time for this shit!***

### This post is over!

**Here's your goddamn clown:**

<center>![NoNamesLeftToUse  The Clown.png](https://files.peakd.com/file/peakd-hive/nonameslefttouse/mTjWQMeb-NoNamesLeftToUse20-20The20Clown.png)</center>

**And here's how to draw a goddamn clown!**

<center>https://media.giphy.com/media/Sv8pGtistQBp7C63oC/giphy.gif</center>

1) Draw a stick man/robot thing.
2) Give it some friends.
3) Give them drugs and music.
4) Let them dance and do drugs until they make a clown out of themselves.

### Simple!

*Everyone knows that* ***and now you can, too.***

# <center>*Congratulations...*</center>

<center>![](http://i.imgur.com/RhgHUmy.jpg)</center>
***Disclaimer:***  *The intention was humor.&nbsp;  If, for some reason, you actually thought I was an angry asshole artist, you should probably vote, because that means I did a good job.&nbsp;  No clowns have ever raped me.&nbsp;  I actually like clowns.&nbsp;  This post was not designed to teach anyone anything and is for entertainment purposes only.&nbsp;  No clowns were harmed in the making of this post except for me.*  

## <center>*Have a nice day.*</center>

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