WTF Is That? It's a Lion Turkey!

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WTF Is That? It's a Lion Turkey!
<center><sup>*@NoNamesLeftToUse The Writer/Artist Himself has done it again!*</sup></center> 
<center>***For the first time in history, a lion is a turkey is a turkey is a lion!***</center>

<center>![NoNamesLeftToUse - Lion Turkey.jpeg](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmZRPwKAhG3CyzHyrVNLWCwGMHfPqF9CexXDy9TKQ26XRo/NoNamesLeftToUse%20-%20Lion%20Turkey.jpeg)</center><center><sup>***Lion Turkey***</sup></center>

## Good Afternoon or Whatever
<sup>Welcome to today's post.</sup>

Don't worry, I know what you're thinking:

> *What kind of an asshole paints a lion on top of a turkey and thinks he's cool?*

I don't know how to answer that, and I never said I was cool.&nbsp;  As a matter of fact, I noticed about 4000 of my followers and tens of thousands of other people here do not give a flying ~~fuck~~ turd about my art, so I guess you got the *asshole* part correct.

> *So why paint a lion on top of a turkey?*

I didn't.&nbsp;  Your eyes are playing tricks on you.&nbsp;  It only looks like a lion on top of a turkey because I keep saying, "Lion on a top of a turkey."&nbsp;  Then, to mess with your head further, if you turn the image upside down, you do not get an upside down lion and an upside down turkey; ***you get the same damn picture.***

<center>![NoNamesLeftToUse - Why Did You Have to Blow Your Brains Out Grandma.jpeg](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmYfpm9cwZC6M9CYctZWisTVnn6Wrb8xDLK33khArDR8FC/NoNamesLeftToUse%20-%20Why%20Did%20You%20Have%20to%20Blow%20Your%20Brains%20Out%20Grandma.jpeg)</center>

> *My head just exploded!*

Good!&nbsp; That's the point.  

> *So, why don't you spend more time on this stuff?&nbsp;  Small details are important you know...*

## I know they're important!
<sup>*Do I have to rub your face in it!*</sup>

<center>![NoNamesLeftToUse - Lion Turkey (2).jpeg](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmNqza5rXhLDmneippUhZG39UeCSBuMAnh999ES86ygUUz/NoNamesLeftToUse%20-%20Lion%20Turkey%20(2).jpeg)</center>

Do you think I just push a button and everything paints itself?&nbsp;  I work my ass off for you people!

> *Whoa!&nbsp;  Calm down, tiger.*

## It's a lion!
<sup>A lion on top of a turkey!&nbsp;  Dammit!</sup>

I'm the first human in history to point out how a lion's reflection can look like a turkey!

***Do you know what this means!***

> *No.&nbsp;  What does it mean?*

It means I've wasted another day of my life and I'll never, ***ever***, get it back!

~~Fuck~~ Screw this!&nbsp;  If you need me, I'll be in my trailer...

<center>![linebreak1](http://i.imgur.com/RhgHUmy.jpg)</center><center>**Credits:**</center><center>**All art and images seen here were produced digitally, by me.**</center>  <center>![NoNamesLeftToUse Outro.png](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmRVnycGuKWTrnHcWomQddWka2MR2Z6AXP4GYry1tG3X4E/NoNamesLeftToUse%20Outro.png)</center><center><sub>***"Call it a shit post again!&nbsp;  I dare you!"***</sub></center>

<center><sup>**© 2018 @NoNamesLeftToUse.&nbsp; All rights reserved.**</sup></center>
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