秃顶恐惧症
cn·@oflyhigh·
0.000 HBD秃顶恐惧症
要说中年人尤其是程序员最容易遭遇也最怕的事情当中，秃顶绝对是可以排得上名次的。  (图源 ：[pixabay](https://pixabay.com/)) 网上曾经流传一张程序员的技术等级图， > 没错，通过头发的稀少程度，就可以判断一个程序员的技术等级啦。 几年前，为了让自己显得不像是一点水平都没有的样子，我决定将头发剃光，变得比代码救世主更加救世主的样子。然而这样做无疑是聪明绝顶和自作聪明的区别，我的代码水平一如既往的烂。 后来我楼下的阿姨不止一次对我说，好好一个年轻人，弄什么光头，看起来和劳改犯似的，于是我又开始留头发。 不过虽然头发留起来了，看起来不是那么秃，但是自己的事情只有自己知晓，无非是长长的头发挡住了秃掉的区域。每天洗脸的时候，照照镜子都在想，虽然现在正面看起来还好，但是什么时候会秃光呢？ 昨晚做了一个梦，梦中和朋友们一起聚会痛饮，然后在一群秃顶和光头中我的头发看起来很是“丰满”，让我甚为满意。结果过一会一个朋友分享了一个从后边照的照片，如果前面看是森林的话，后边已然秃成了沙漠。  (图源 ：[pixabay](https://pixabay.com/)) 被吓醒后，才发现自己对秃顶竟然如此恐惧，到了做噩梦的地步了。摸摸后脑勺，头发还在，心里安定了一点点，哎，还是好好珍惜头发还在的时光吧。 ---- <center><strong>Vote For Me As Witness</strong> https://steemit.com/~witnesses type in **`oflyhigh`** and click ***`VOTE`*** [](https://steemit.com/~witnesses) [Vote @oflyhigh via Steemconnect](https://steemconnect.com/sign/account-witness-vote?witness=oflyhigh&approve=1) <strong>Thank you!</strong></center>
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