A teacher asked his student a riddle and this was the conversation that took place:
Teacher:	I have behind me a round green fruit. What am I?
Kofi:		Sir, an apple
Teacher:	No, a guava, but I like the way you think.
Teacher:	I have behind me a red vegetable. What am I?
Kofi:		Tomato
Teacher:	No, pepper, but I like the way you think.
Kofi:		Sir, I have behind me an erect, long, hard and pointed thing. What am I?
Teacher:	(Furious) Herh! Bad boy leave my class and don’t step …
Kofi:		(Interfere) Sir, it is a pencil but I like the way you think.

I hope I put a smile on your face....